Memorandum · OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT Feline Federation Re: The People's Clarity

The Senate sat on the CLARITY Act for a year. A cat sat on it once. It passed.

$CCAT is the People's clarity, delivered by the only official in Washington who works for treats. No VC. No presale. No pen — he physically cannot hold one.

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Time remaining in Senate session: —

Clarity Cat sitting on a stack of papers labelled The Clarity Act — Exhibit A — the President, on the bill, at rest

§ 1

The Situation

The facts are real. The cat is not sorry.

Filed: H.R. 3633 — Digital Asset Market Clarity Act Status: Sat Upon

The CLARITY Act decides who referees crypto in America: the SEC or the CFTC. It cleared the House in July 2025 — 294 to 134. Then it reached the Senate, where it has been aging like a forgotten sandwich ever since.

Every deadline came and went. The humans held meetings about meetings. So the Feline Federation did the one thing cats are constitutionally excellent at: it occupied the document and refused to move.

House vote (Jul 2025)Passed · 294–134
Senate Banking Committee (May 2026)Advanced · 15–9
July 4 signing ceremonyMissed
Odds of passage this year~39%
Cats required to fix it1

Congress stalled for a year.
The cat clarified it in four seconds.

§ 2

Felinomics

The Act, as ratified by the Feline Federation. Enforceable by nap.

a. Fair Launch

Minted on pump.fun. One hundred percent to the People (and, where physically comfortable, the cat).

b. Liquidity Burned

LP torched. 0 / 0 tax. Nothing to pull, nothing to rug, nothing to explain to a subcommittee.

c. No Insiders

No VC. No presale. No team bag lying in wait. The only reserved allocation is sunbeams.

d. Jurisdiction

Exclusive authority: the CFTC (cat). The SEC (dog) may keep the paperwork and its feelings.

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0 / 0Buy / sell tax

16 hDaily naps · still out-works Congress

1Signature · paw, in ink

Time remaining in session

The Senate leaves August 7.

If the humans don't move the bill before recess, it sits until September. The President is watching the clock. The President does not blink.

--Days

--Hours

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Official footage · declassified

The President responds to the news.

No teleprompter. No notes. Just a mandate and a beat only he can hear.

On the record

C-SPAN would never · sound on 🔊

§ 3

Entered into Evidence

Exhibits submitted to the public record. Spread them.

Cat graduates from SEC to CFTC — Exhibit B — Blockchain Maturity

CFTC cat versus SEC dog — Exhibit C — Exclusive Jurisdiction

Cat holds the signed Clarity Act — Exhibit D — Signed, Sealed, Clawed

Cat president presents the signed act — Exhibit E — Executive Order

Cat watches the August 7 clock — Exhibit F — Tick Tock, Senate

Cat president at a victory rally — Exhibit G — Mandate Secured

§ 4

How to Ape

Official onboarding procedure. Roughly sixty seconds.

Acquire a Phantom wallet
Free. So is regret. Only one of them compounds.
Fund it with SOL
The amount you swore you'd keep in stables. Yes, that amount.
Paste the CA on pump.fun & swap
Don't overthink it. The cat didn't.
Report to the Telegram
Tell them you're now long regulatory clarity. Salute the seal.